Fun Daily Jokes

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This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

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Where do polar bears vote? At the North Pole.

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What does a baby computer call its father? "Data."

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What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."

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That's cool!

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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Who can jump higher than a house? Pretty much anyone.

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The firm is looking for a new accountant, and an old one too!

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Honeybees can recognize human faces. They have an advanced ability to remember and recognize patterns, including the human face.

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That's because they eat a lot of honey 😊

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😀

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The platypus doesn't have a stomach at all: Their esophagus goes straight to their intestines.

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It's an interesting one

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What's a cat's favorite color? Purrr-ple.

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It's nice one

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What do ducks love to put in their soup? Quakers.

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What is an astronaut's favorite button on a keyboard? The spacebar.

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What do planets love to read? Comet books.

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What did Venus say to Saturn? Give me a ring.

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Cool!

[nahidhasan771]

Saturn: No It's only mine 😤

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haha

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What do planets sing in a choir? Nep-tunes.

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What's a tornado's favorite game to play at a party? Twister.

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What is a gust of wind's favorite color? Blew.

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That's great

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- Hello? Control room? I'm stuck in the elevator between floors!
- The foreman will be here in 30 minutes. Just don't go anywhere.

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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

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"Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!"

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"Why did Monday break up with Friday? It just couldn’t wait for the weekend!"

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"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an realizing that today is Tuesday."​

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"Why do Fridays seem shorter? Because they're weak-ends!"

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"How do you organize a space party? You planet!"

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"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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That's cool!